Dark Chaos's definitions

Nigga stole my bike!

Originally a pic from the NES game Punch-Out, the picture dipected the events in between each tournament where Little Mac would jog through New York and his trainer, Doc Louis, would be leading him on a bike. One day, someone at Something Awful decided to take the picture and add the caption "Nigga stole my bike!" as a contribution to the photoshop contest of that week. This picture soon spread to YTMND, where it was placed on a web page with a sound clip of a person saying "Nigga stole my bike!" over and over again. Soon, variations were churned out almost daily, creating an Internet sensation that proved racism could still be funny...for a while.

A more popular variation involves the full animation of the scene accompanied by the music, with the infamous phrase mixed into the music.

by Dark Chaos September 9, 2005

Encyclopedia Dramatica

A group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All That Is Funny And/Or Gay.

The pedophile was banned from a website, so he wrote an article about the website on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

by Dark Chaos November 10, 2006

protest warrior

1. An organization of right-wing Americans that visit "peace" rallies, to see just how peaceful they are when their opposition exercises their freedom of speech.
2. A member of the Protest Warrior organization.

The Protest Warrior found a booth for communism set up at a "peace" rally.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Appeaser

A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal

The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Atheist

1. A person who does not believe in a deity or God.

(In extreme cases, it is also a person who criticizes others for believing "fairy tales" from the Bible. These people are not atheists, as they would have you think, but elitists, and should be given a severe beating.)

An Atheist does not go to Hell, because in his mind, there is no Hell.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)

"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.

by Dark Chaos February 6, 2006

ABB

An abbreviation for "Anybody But Bush."

"Anybody but Bush" being a term used by neo-libs, socialists, communists, and all stupid parties in the US to indicate they do not like Bush in office. In actuality, a very rediculous term, as it opens a very broad statement, suggesting that one could run the country better than Bush has. (Please see elitist for a more detailed description of these people.)

Elitist: ABB!
Me: What, like you?
Elitist: Yes!
Me: What good will you do?
Elitist: Um...

by Dark Chaos July 30, 2004