metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

by Chris December 07, 2003

zig-zag

Papers for rolling joints.

I need some zig-zags to make some joints out of my load of pot.

by Chris July 10, 2003

listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

by Chris December 20, 2004

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

Majersky'd

to release waste in ones pants

I just majersky'd myself

by Chris May 13, 2005

kicks

shoes

-those are some fly kicks, nigga! where you get them?
-payless, fa sho.

by chris November 07, 2003