Boned

1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with
1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.
by Chase December 07, 2003
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Cello

A more commonly used named than Violoncello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat or pig intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.
the cello is a bass instrument
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butt soda

someone who spoils a good time with their own brand of douchery.
by Chase December 24, 2003
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ain't

Contraction of am not and slang contraction for anything else.
I ain't gonna watch Joe Millionare 2 because it ain't good.
by Chase February 22, 2007
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My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance is a band that started in Newark, New Jersey. Personally, they are my second-favorite band (Simple Plan being my first). "I gave you my bullets, you gave me your love" and "Three cheers for sweet revenge" are their two albums. The best songs from MCR are Helena, Vampires Will Never Hurt You, Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough, and I'm Not Okay. The people who bring down MCR are only jealous that they're not in a band and aren't rich. They also get paid to put down MCR because they are so desperate.
Loser - "My Chemical Romance sucks and they have sucky songs"

Me - "Shut up."
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tig ol' bitties

the biggest set of tits youv set your virgin eyes on
I went over to kims house and her tig ol' bitties were like"snap"
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salinity

‰, per thousand, or 1/1000
me:1000‰=100%=1
you:what are ya talkin about?!?!?!?!
by Chase March 08, 2005
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