chase's definitions

Neocon

1. Word used to describe anyone advocating anything short of outright appeasement of tyranny.

2. The boogey man in liberals' campfire scary stories.

3. Word used by the Old Left to describe the JOOOOS!

He's a neocon Republikkkan!

The neocons are establishing a(n) theocracy/police state/America that can actually defend itself!

We should be tolerant of all peop... Is that a neocon?! FASCIST!

by Chase December 29, 2004

lpl

L.P.L.-Left Pussy Lip.

-Commonly used by males in the locker room or on the playing field in reference or directed to a fellow athlete complaining about pain.

Complaintent: "I can't, my leg is really hurting me."

Jock: "Oh, it's probably your LPL; you should try stretching that out."

by Chase April 3, 2004

Cello

A more commonly used named than Violoncello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat or pig intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.

the cello is a bass instrument

by chase March 30, 2005

phan

A hardcore fan of the jamband Phish.

Phish phans travel hundreds of miles to see the band's shows.

by Chase March 25, 2005

one love

1.Meaning good-bye, often used by "Hip Hop heads". Sometimes refering to the sole love of Hip Hop.

2.Track number 7 on classic Nas album, Illmatic (1994)

A:Hey I gotta run, I'll catch ya later fam!
B:Aiite, one love!

A:Yo, what album is "One Love" on?
B:Illmatic by Nas, track number 7 man.

by Chase June 18, 2006

Deal or No Deal

A game show on NBC in which contestants open cases that have various amounts of money in them. If they select that case, that amount is not in play. Then, the "Banker" calls host, Howie Mandel, and gives the contestant an "offer" based on what amouts are left.

Are you going to watch Deal or No Deal tonight?

by Chase May 6, 2006

pink shirt

A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.

Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.

by Chase September 22, 2005