Boned

1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with
1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.
by Chase December 07, 2003
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Cello

A more commonly used named than Violoncello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat or pig intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.
the cello is a bass instrument
by chase March 30, 2005
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dunnucky

A hick way of saying blow job, or oral pleasure.
Shirley gave me a dunnucky!
I've given Kyle three dunnuckies!
by Chase July 25, 2004
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scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.
What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?
by Chase February 15, 2005
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butt soda

someone who spoils a good time with their own brand of douchery.
by Chase December 24, 2003
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ain't

Contraction of am not and slang contraction for anything else.
I ain't gonna watch Joe Millionare 2 because it ain't good.
by Chase February 22, 2007
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Simple Plan

The best band ever! I love them and i'm obsessed with them and they're my most favorite band ever! They rocked in the Noise To The World Tour 2005, along with Good Charlotte, and Relient K as a guest (Even though i dont really know any Relient K songs.) I saw them in concert in Indanapolis at the Pepsi Coliseum on May 8, 2005 (Mother's Day)
Simple Plan is the best band in the whole world.
by Chase June 03, 2005
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