Carl Davidson's definitions

eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup

Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...

by Carl Davidson September 7, 2013

IITYWIMWYGMAB

IITYWIMWYGMAB: “if I tell you what it means will you get me a beer?”

I posted IITYWIMWYGMAB on the wall at the house party. Everyone was asking what it meant. Friends responded “if I tell you what it means will you get me a beer?” Almost everyone who asked didn’t get it and came back to them with a fresh beer.

by Carl Davidson May 4, 2020

Vomitathon

A marathon of vomit; continuous vomiting in sequence, as in during a smug celebrity singalong fundraiser during the pandemic.

"...the gorgeous Wonderwoman actor probably wouldn’t even have considered that organising that god-awful cover of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ with her A-list friends to give us all a boost – may end up looking like a patronizing celebrity vomitathon." - Simon Rite - op-ed article on rt.com about those having a good pandemic (Gal Gadot)

by Carl Davidson May 10, 2020

Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed

Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Stress-baking

Baking at home to relieve the stress of coronavirus isolation.

Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.

by Carl Davidson April 2, 2020

Drop some mud

To shit oneself, especially if scared

Two bounty hunters are patrolling near a swamp and are startled by a giant scorpion-like creature, which they then kill. Says one to the other "I really dropped some mud there". Attribution: from movie Riddick, 2013, roughly quoted. To drop some mud, i.e. shit oneself from fear.

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.

In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.

by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020