Dumb term made the dumb woke community. Apparently if you work out you're fatphobic. Even if you're naturally thin, that's fatphobic. Especially used in the body positivity "movement". I wouldn't call it a movement however, because I don't think fat people know about the concept of motion.
Person 1: Hey bro did you know I ran 2500km in 20 minutes this morning? I also cycled 80,000km in 3 days. Wanna go do some non stop arm workout for 8 hours tomorrow?
Person 2: Um, I don't know if you've realised, but what you've just said is actually fatphobia! I don't know why I've even become friends with you. And you called me "bro" too? I'll have YOU know that my pronouns are "rawr/rawr", so the next time you do that I'll sue you for misgendering me.
As you can see from this example, the woke side of the force is a path to many personalities most consider to be FUCKING WEIRD.
Person 2: Um, I don't know if you've realised, but what you've just said is actually fatphobia! I don't know why I've even become friends with you. And you called me "bro" too? I'll have YOU know that my pronouns are "rawr/rawr", so the next time you do that I'll sue you for misgendering me.
As you can see from this example, the woke side of the force is a path to many personalities most consider to be FUCKING WEIRD.
by CC-8826 July 19, 2023
Get the Fatphobiamug. ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
by CC-8826 October 02, 2023
Get the ASMRmug. 1: The heart is a vital organ present in many animals, its primary focus to pump blood around the whole body. It is part of the circulartory system, and must be a very strong muscle to be able to transport oxygen all the way around the body quickly. Beef heart and pork heart can be eaten (stir fry it, make some broth etc.), and is said to help with your sleep.
2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
Examples 1:
1a:
Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.
Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.
1b:
P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.
P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.
Example 2:
My heart broke when my favourite character died.
1a:
Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.
Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.
1b:
P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.
P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.
Example 2:
My heart broke when my favourite character died.
by CC-8826 November 01, 2023
Get the Heartmug. Usually refers to people who support the Nazi ideology and/or are White Supremacists who also support anti-Semitism. They're usually quite violent, messy, disorganized, tatooed and unclean junkies or bikers, the opposite of a true Nazi, who all died out years ago along with Hitler, who would be dissapointed in them. The Nazi party in fact had overthrown the German government, which Neos don't have the balls to do, and the fighting force was highly organized and professional.
This definition isn't saying I side with the old Nazis or the Neo-Nazis, because I dislike them just as any sane person should. It's a definition explaining what they are and that they're absolute shit compared to the very thing they're trying to bring back. If I'm not wrong I do believe that Adolf wanted the Third Reich to die with him, so there you go.
This definition isn't saying I side with the old Nazis or the Neo-Nazis, because I dislike them just as any sane person should. It's a definition explaining what they are and that they're absolute shit compared to the very thing they're trying to bring back. If I'm not wrong I do believe that Adolf wanted the Third Reich to die with him, so there you go.
Neo-Nazis are incompetent.
Again, this isn't a post praising the new or old German Nationalists, but something explaining how useless and shitty they are.
Again, this isn't a post praising the new or old German Nationalists, but something explaining how useless and shitty they are.
by CC-8826 November 27, 2023
Get the Neo-Nazimug. Anime is a Japanese animation. That's it. Typically, it has loud, flashy openings, and characters have large ass eyes, spiky hair if male, brightly coloured hair, and normally have very attractive body parts, being very muscular if he is male, and he can be as young as 13, or having unusually large thighs and breasts if female, and can also be as young as 13.
How voice actors speak is usually very different to how normal Japanese citizens speak their language. It is often very, very exaggerated.
Anime usually hook people in and get them addicted, and I can see why. Most shows are pretty good, but it can also totally destroy you and make yourself one of weirdest creatures on earth.
A simple person who only enjoys watching anime but doesn't let it corrupt them may be called a weeb. However, one who has a serious addiction, loves collecting Japanese items such as weapons, keeps lots of merchandise such as bodypillows and figures, and loves cosplaying could be called a weeaboo.
Weeaboos are one of the fucking most obnoxious things to ever crawl the earth.
I myself have learnt all of this the hard way. At one point, I was a weeaboo, except I haven't got to the the later stages. I later quit anime entirely because I realised how weird it was and how weird it made me, and also, I simple got bored of it.
I advise all who read this definition to never watch anime, and if you already do, I advise you to stop. It's not worth it.
How voice actors speak is usually very different to how normal Japanese citizens speak their language. It is often very, very exaggerated.
Anime usually hook people in and get them addicted, and I can see why. Most shows are pretty good, but it can also totally destroy you and make yourself one of weirdest creatures on earth.
A simple person who only enjoys watching anime but doesn't let it corrupt them may be called a weeb. However, one who has a serious addiction, loves collecting Japanese items such as weapons, keeps lots of merchandise such as bodypillows and figures, and loves cosplaying could be called a weeaboo.
Weeaboos are one of the fucking most obnoxious things to ever crawl the earth.
I myself have learnt all of this the hard way. At one point, I was a weeaboo, except I haven't got to the the later stages. I later quit anime entirely because I realised how weird it was and how weird it made me, and also, I simple got bored of it.
I advise all who read this definition to never watch anime, and if you already do, I advise you to stop. It's not worth it.
If you enter a weeaboo's room, you will find many unusual items. This includes, but is jot limited to:
Figurines
Bodypillows
Katanas
Costumes
Various other anime merchandise including clothes, blankets, pillows, duvets, wallpapers, etc.
You can find these creatures donning glasses, neckbeards, or a shit-ton of fat. They may also try to communicate in Japanese. They also smell like shit.
Please, my brothers and sisters, do not watch anime, for your sake. Thank you.
Figurines
Bodypillows
Katanas
Costumes
Various other anime merchandise including clothes, blankets, pillows, duvets, wallpapers, etc.
You can find these creatures donning glasses, neckbeards, or a shit-ton of fat. They may also try to communicate in Japanese. They also smell like shit.
Please, my brothers and sisters, do not watch anime, for your sake. Thank you.
by CC-8826 August 08, 2023
Get the Animemug. My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎
by CC-8826 August 29, 2023
Get the Morbiusly a beastmug. Lyrics:
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
Get the All Stars Burn As Onemug.