22 definitions by CC-8826
Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.
by CC-8826 September 23, 2023
Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
1: The heart is a vital organ present in many animals, its primary focus to pump blood around the whole body. It is part of the circulartory system, and must be a very strong muscle to be able to transport oxygen all the way around the body quickly. Beef heart and pork heart can be eaten (stir fry it, make some broth etc.), and is said to help with your sleep.
2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
Examples 1:
1a:
Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.
Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.
1b:
P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.
P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.
Example 2:
My heart broke when my favourite character died.
1a:
Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.
Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.
1b:
P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.
P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.
Example 2:
My heart broke when my favourite character died.
by CC-8826 November 1, 2023
My damn generation is destroyed. First got those annoying woke ahh people. SJW blue hair white girls, then we got body positivity retards, and those who think math is racist.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
by CC-8826 July 20, 2023
The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.
Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
1:The Confederacy of Independent Systems (CIS), also known as the Separatist Alliance, the Separatists, or simply "seppies" (a term used by Clone Troopers of the Grand army of the Republic {GAR}), was a movement lead by former Jedi Master, now Count of Serenno and Sith Lord Darth Tyranus apprenticed under Darth Sidious, publicly known as Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine, Dooku. Its main government was the Separatist Parliament/Senate, and its military was the Confederate/Separatist Droid Army, which succeeded the Trade Federation's own computer controlled army. It consisted mainly of B1's, B2 Super's, Tri, Spider, T-Series and ST-Series Tactical droids. It took part in a major galactic conflict called the Clone Wars, engineered by the Sith to destroy the Jedi Order. The CIS eventually lost the war to the Republic, and its Droid Army was shut down after the Galactic Empire was founded.
2: Dumb term made by LGBTQIA+ crazies (to make it clear, I personally have no quarrel with those who simply prefer being attracted to the same sex).
2: Dumb term made by LGBTQIA+ crazies (to make it clear, I personally have no quarrel with those who simply prefer being attracted to the same sex).
1:
OOM-4: For the CIS!
OOM-53: Roger roger!
2: Those crazies need to STFU about cis that and cis this.
OOM-4: For the CIS!
OOM-53: Roger roger!
2: Those crazies need to STFU about cis that and cis this.
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023