22 definitions by CC-8826
Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.
by CC-8826 September 23, 2023
The first meal in the morning. It can be anything, ranging from the classic "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey" to raisin bran. It's Walter Hartwell White Jr.'s favourite meal, and upon not receiving breakfast, the person responsible for making it will be mauled
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
1: The heart is a vital organ present in many animals, its primary focus to pump blood around the whole body. It is part of the circulartory system, and must be a very strong muscle to be able to transport oxygen all the way around the body quickly. Beef heart and pork heart can be eaten (stir fry it, make some broth etc.), and is said to help with your sleep.
2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
Examples 1:
1a:
Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.
Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.
1b:
P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.
P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.
Example 2:
My heart broke when my favourite character died.
1a:
Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.
Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.
1b:
P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.
P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.
Example 2:
My heart broke when my favourite character died.
by CC-8826 November 1, 2023
My damn generation is destroyed. First got those annoying woke ahh people. SJW blue hair white girls, then we got body positivity retards, and those who think math is racist.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
by CC-8826 July 20, 2023
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
by CC-8826 August 19, 2022
My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎
by CC-8826 August 29, 2023