CC-8826's definitions

Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

emo

people that are overly emotional
not people that straighten their hair,wear black,and cut their wrists,thats fake
also can be an attitude, like when you see something lewd. you want to die.
they can be good people,but the annoying ones or the perv emos are just weird

Fake emo: omg like nobody understands me, imma slit my wrist now * uncontrollable fake crying commences*
Emo: haha i love life so much
*sees 100% cringeworthy tiktok sent to them on whatsapp*
PLS FUCKING KILL ME

by CC-8826 January 8, 2022

Reptile

A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).

Reptiles are the coolest animals on earth, aside from amphibians and monkeys.

by CC-8826 August 14, 2023

Morbiusly a beast

My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

Friend: How was your doctor's appointment timmy?
Little timmy: He said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

by CC-8826 August 29, 2023

Neo-Nazi

Usually refers to people who support the Nazi ideology and/or are White Supremacists who also support anti-Semitism. They're usually quite violent, messy, disorganized, tatooed and unclean junkies or bikers, the opposite of a true Nazi, who all died out years ago along with Hitler, who would be dissapointed in them. The Nazi party in fact had overthrown the German government, which Neos don't have the balls to do, and the fighting force was highly organized and professional.

This definition isn't saying I side with the old Nazis or the Neo-Nazis, because I dislike them just as any sane person should. It's a definition explaining what they are and that they're absolute shit compared to the very thing they're trying to bring back. If I'm not wrong I do believe that Adolf wanted the Third Reich to die with him, so there you go.

Neo-Nazis are incompetent.

Again, this isn't a post praising the new or old German Nationalists, but something explaining how useless and shitty they are.

by CC-8826 November 27, 2023

Breakfast

The first meal in the morning. It can be anything, ranging from the classic "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey" to raisin bran. It's Walter Hartwell White Jr.'s favourite meal, and upon not receiving breakfast, the person responsible for making it will be mauled

Flynn loves breakfast.

by CC-8826 August 25, 2023

Flynn

Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).

"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"

O shit, I forgot to give Flynn his breakfast.

by CC-8826 August 25, 2023