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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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Heart

1: The heart is a vital organ present in many animals, its primary focus to pump blood around the whole body. It is part of the circulartory system, and must be a very strong muscle to be able to transport oxygen all the way around the body quickly. Beef heart and pork heart can be eaten (stir fry it, make some broth etc.), and is said to help with your sleep.

2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
Examples 1:

1a:

Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.

Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.

1b:

P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.

P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.

Example 2:

My heart broke when my favourite character died.
by CC-8826 November 1, 2023
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Neo-Nazi

Usually refers to people who support the Nazi ideology and/or are White Supremacists who also support anti-Semitism. They're usually quite violent, messy, disorganized, tatooed and unclean junkies or bikers, the opposite of a true Nazi, who all died out years ago along with Hitler, who would be dissapointed in them. The Nazi party in fact had overthrown the German government, which Neos don't have the balls to do, and the fighting force was highly organized and professional.

This definition isn't saying I side with the old Nazis or the Neo-Nazis, because I dislike them just as any sane person should. It's a definition explaining what they are and that they're absolute shit compared to the very thing they're trying to bring back. If I'm not wrong I do believe that Adolf wanted the Third Reich to die with him, so there you go.
Neo-Nazis are incompetent.

Again, this isn't a post praising the new or old German Nationalists, but something explaining how useless and shitty they are.
by CC-8826 November 27, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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Breakfast

The first meal in the morning. It can be anything, ranging from the classic "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey" to raisin bran. It's Walter Hartwell White Jr.'s favourite meal, and upon not receiving breakfast, the person responsible for making it will be mauled
Flynn loves breakfast.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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Flynn

Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).

"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"
O shit, I forgot to give Flynn his breakfast.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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LTG

Abbreviation for LowTierGod. Powerful, he is. Destroy you he will, with few words, yes.
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
-LTG
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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