"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
by CC-8826 August 19, 2022
people that are overly emotional
not people that straighten their hair,wear black,and cut their wrists,thats fake
also can be an attitude, like when you see something lewd. you want to die.
they can be good people,but the annoying ones or the perv emos are just weird
not people that straighten their hair,wear black,and cut their wrists,thats fake
also can be an attitude, like when you see something lewd. you want to die.
they can be good people,but the annoying ones or the perv emos are just weird
Fake emo: omg like nobody understands me, imma slit my wrist now * uncontrollable fake crying commences*
Emo: haha i love life so much
*sees 100% cringeworthy tiktok sent to them on whatsapp*
PLS FUCKING KILL ME
Emo: haha i love life so much
*sees 100% cringeworthy tiktok sent to them on whatsapp*
PLS FUCKING KILL ME
by CC-8826 January 08, 2022
A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
by CC-8826 August 14, 2023
My damn generation is destroyed. First got those annoying woke ahh people. SJW blue hair white girls, then we got body positivity retards, and those who think math is racist.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
by CC-8826 July 19, 2023
Anakin Skywalker: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! (Episode I)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)
by CC-8826 July 19, 2023
ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
by CC-8826 October 02, 2023
Someone who will try to make another feel bad about themselves, to make it seem like the toxic one is the better one.
You find these "people" in Fortnite a lot, but you can find them in a lot of other games and in real life. Little kids, spoiled 14 year olds, men that live in their mother's basement.
You find these "people" in Fortnite a lot, but you can find them in a lot of other games and in real life. Little kids, spoiled 14 year olds, men that live in their mother's basement.
Toxic one: wow ur so fuking trash att this game you're opinion sux!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!11!!!!
Sane player: Uhhhhh... Alright? It's just a game, and you're not the one losing too.
Toxic player: UH, THATS TOXIK ADMIN DIS KID BEENG RUDE HES HURTING MY FELINGS1!!!!!!11!!!
Sane player: Ironic. I have other things to do than this. Goodbye.
Toxic player: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE RAGEQUIT I MAID HIM FUKING LEEV
Other normal player: You know, he's right, it's just a game, you don't have to be toxic?
Toxic player: noOb U DoNt undErstan HoW FUCCING AWESUM I AM AT DIS GAME GET GOOD
Every player: *leaves*
*Behind the screen*
Toxic player revealed as a 9 year old kid: MOM I MADE EVERY SINGL FUKING PERSON IN THE GAIM LEAV THAY WER SO BAD!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!111!!!!!
The mother: *Can't even hear what he's saying anymore*
toxic person
Sane player: Uhhhhh... Alright? It's just a game, and you're not the one losing too.
Toxic player: UH, THATS TOXIK ADMIN DIS KID BEENG RUDE HES HURTING MY FELINGS1!!!!!!11!!!
Sane player: Ironic. I have other things to do than this. Goodbye.
Toxic player: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE RAGEQUIT I MAID HIM FUKING LEEV
Other normal player: You know, he's right, it's just a game, you don't have to be toxic?
Toxic player: noOb U DoNt undErstan HoW FUCCING AWESUM I AM AT DIS GAME GET GOOD
Every player: *leaves*
*Behind the screen*
Toxic player revealed as a 9 year old kid: MOM I MADE EVERY SINGL FUKING PERSON IN THE GAIM LEAV THAY WER SO BAD!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!111!!!!!
The mother: *Can't even hear what he's saying anymore*
toxic person
by CC-8826 August 19, 2022