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Neo-Nazi

Usually refers to people who support the Nazi ideology and/or are White Supremacists who also support anti-Semitism. They're usually quite violent, messy, disorganized, tatooed and unclean junkies or bikers, the opposite of a true Nazi, who all died out years ago along with Hitler, who would be dissapointed in them. The Nazi party in fact had overthrown the German government, which Neos don't have the balls to do, and the fighting force was highly organized and professional.

This definition isn't saying I side with the old Nazis or the Neo-Nazis, because I dislike them just as any sane person should. It's a definition explaining what they are and that they're absolute shit compared to the very thing they're trying to bring back. If I'm not wrong I do believe that Adolf wanted the Third Reich to die with him, so there you go.
Neo-Nazis are incompetent.

Again, this isn't a post praising the new or old German Nationalists, but something explaining how useless and shitty they are.
by CC-8826 November 27, 2023
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Heart

1: The heart is a vital organ present in many animals, its primary focus to pump blood around the whole body. It is part of the circulartory system, and must be a very strong muscle to be able to transport oxygen all the way around the body quickly. Beef heart and pork heart can be eaten (stir fry it, make some broth etc.), and is said to help with your sleep.

2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
Examples 1:

1a:

Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.

Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.

1b:

P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.

P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.

Example 2:

My heart broke when my favourite character died.
by CC-8826 November 1, 2023
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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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ASMR

ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.

2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?

1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
by CC-8826 October 2, 2023
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Water

Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.
1: Want some lean?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: Soda?

2: No thanks.

1: Juice?

2: No, I'm good.

1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.

2: Water.

1: But it has no taste!

2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.

Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
by CC-8826 September 24, 2023
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Oxygen

Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.
1: Hey bro, want a cig?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: You want a puff of my vape?

2: No, I'll pass.

1: So how will you get high?

2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.

Don't do drugs kids.
by CC-8826 September 24, 2023
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Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.
Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men
by CC-8826 September 23, 2023
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