CC-8826's definitions

Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.

damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably

by CC-8826 October 20, 2023

Heart

1: The heart is a vital organ present in many animals, its primary focus to pump blood around the whole body. It is part of the circulartory system, and must be a very strong muscle to be able to transport oxygen all the way around the body quickly. Beef heart and pork heart can be eaten (stir fry it, make some broth etc.), and is said to help with your sleep.

2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.

Examples 1:

1a:

Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.

Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.

1b:

P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.

P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.

Example 2:

My heart broke when my favourite character died.

by CC-8826 November 1, 2023

Neo-Nazi

Usually refers to people who support the Nazi ideology and/or are White Supremacists who also support anti-Semitism. They're usually quite violent, messy, disorganized, tatooed and unclean junkies or bikers, the opposite of a true Nazi, who all died out years ago along with Hitler, who would be dissapointed in them. The Nazi party in fact had overthrown the German government, which Neos don't have the balls to do, and the fighting force was highly organized and professional.

This definition isn't saying I side with the old Nazis or the Neo-Nazis, because I dislike them just as any sane person should. It's a definition explaining what they are and that they're absolute shit compared to the very thing they're trying to bring back. If I'm not wrong I do believe that Adolf wanted the Third Reich to die with him, so there you go.

Neo-Nazis are incompetent.

Again, this isn't a post praising the new or old German Nationalists, but something explaining how useless and shitty they are.

by CC-8826 November 27, 2023

CIS

1:The Confederacy of Independent Systems (CIS), also known as the Separatist Alliance, the Separatists, or simply "seppies" (a term used by Clone Troopers of the Grand army of the Republic {GAR}), was a movement lead by former Jedi Master, now Count of Serenno and Sith Lord Darth Tyranus apprenticed under Darth Sidious, publicly known as Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine, Dooku. Its main government was the Separatist Parliament/Senate, and its military was the Confederate/Separatist Droid Army, which succeeded the Trade Federation's own computer controlled army. It consisted mainly of B1's, B2 Super's, Tri, Spider, T-Series and ST-Series Tactical droids. It took part in a major galactic conflict called the Clone Wars, engineered by the Sith to destroy the Jedi Order. The CIS eventually lost the war to the Republic, and its Droid Army was shut down after the Galactic Empire was founded.
2: Dumb term made by LGBTQIA+ crazies (to make it clear, I personally have no quarrel with those who simply prefer being attracted to the same sex).

1:

OOM-4: For the CIS!
OOM-53: Roger roger!
2: Those crazies need to STFU about cis that and cis this.

by CC-8826 July 14, 2023

All Stars Burn As One

The Anthem of the Galactic Republic. One of the best fucking star wars songs out there.

Lyrics:
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!

by CC-8826 July 14, 2023

Star Signs

Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.

Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.

by CC-8826 July 14, 2023

Spin

To spin is to turn 360°. It's not flying, but it's a good trick.

Anakin Skywalker: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! (Episode I)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)

by CC-8826 July 19, 2023