Brian's definitions

double salad

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

by brian January 23, 2004

ub3r

An expression commonly used by a 1337 h4x0r whom thinks they're text is cool, when in reality... it allows this person(s) to look like a complete dumbass!

w00t, i r ub3r 1337! (woot, i r uber leet)

by Brian March 2, 2004

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

Beautiful

1. Extremely overwhelmingly hot
2. Veeeeery fucking pretty
3. Rebekka

Rebekka is the most beautiful girl alive.

by Brian April 30, 2004

Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl

"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"

by brian October 2, 2004

Uber-poosac

A very large and obnoxious poosac.

My uber-poosac was so bad it seemed suicide was my only option.

by Brian June 11, 2004