Brian's definitions

ashey

when your legs get all white and scaley like you just came out of ground zero.

his legs are ashey because he does not use lotion

by brian January 14, 2005

Ragdoll Drunk

The point of drunkeness where a person goes completely limp. This is much past stumblefucked, and should not be confused with standard drunk-person-being-uncooperative. This is a state (concious or not) where the person resembles a floppy rag doll, and slumps the way you drop them. This seems to be much more common in girls.
Can also be applied to someone being Ragdoll High, or simply being dead.

"man, these two guys just dragged leigh back to her room. she was like, ragdoll drunk."

by Brian November 4, 2004

LILCO

Long
Island
Power
COmpany

after going bankrupt was salvaged by the State gov't as in now called LIPA

The LILCO stacks in Northport pollute alot but fortunatly the winds blow the toxic fumes out across the Long Island Sound and dump it onto Conn.

by Brian December 2, 2004

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

Epee

1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).

"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

pilsner

The beer drank by none other than Dean Murdoch and Terry Cahill. The ultimate beer if you feel like shotgunning

"We'll get a cube, we'll get a 26 of pilser, we'll fuckin nail it shut, like a 123 fuckin split"

by Brian March 20, 2005