Brian's definitions

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

so sco

"g-talk" for South San Francisco.

Yo I got some peeps dat be kickin it in So Sco, lets hit them up and get our crunk on yo.

by brian June 27, 2005

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

stretch

The gain of money or drugs used for the bettering of ones life.

"...cuz I accumulated enough stretch just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome..."
Country Grammar - Nelly

by Brian August 14, 2003

Jayhawk

I was at that game man, GO KU! The Kansas Mascot.

Rock Chawk JAYHAWK go KU

by Brian June 26, 2003

northport high school

A shitty high school with too many wings and courtyards, 9 periods in a day, and a shitty football team. What happened to all the bomb threats? we had 5 4 last year, this year? 0. fucking security with their little porn filled office.

I love NHS as much as Runyan loves watching senior girls.

by Brian December 2, 2004

donkey trick

when a guy is having sex anal sex with a girl and hits her in the head so she becomes unconsious. then the guy ejaculates in the girls vagina possibly making her pregnant.

last night i donkey tricked some girl and i think i got her pregnant

by brian August 15, 2004