Brian's definitions

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by brian October 28, 2003

caps lock

a key on a standard US keyboard that defines a variable setting all charicters type to be in the capital form

i pressed caps lock to get the text LIKE THIS

by brian January 20, 2004

Yayness

The level of yay in a person, place or situation.

Great happiness= high yayness
Sadness= low yayness

by Brian February 23, 2004

meat and cheese taco

When a guy cums and shits on a chick's tits, and procedes to titty fucking her.

"Man, yesterday I was so horny, I gave made myself a meat and cheese taco."

by Brian February 16, 2005

trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

by brian August 31, 2005

fillatio

Oral sex to a male... Eg. Giving head

I found her on her knees giving her boyfriend fillatio

by Brian September 14, 2003

Anti-camel

Someone who constantly has to piss.

"Come on dude, hurry up. What are you, an anti-camel?"

by Brian September 9, 2004