Brian's definitions

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

mull

While having sex with a dead female, the mouth is over the whole vaginal opening while a friend jumps on the stomache of the dead female repeatedly. The person on the receiving end will get all the juices from the dead lady thus resulting in a Mull.

Bobby mulled my dead grandma last night!

by Brian April 20, 2006

kigalyhoots

a new form of technology developed by the almighty genius schmidlin the great that puts out 1 gizzilion billion navmillion more than the average watt.

damg schmidlin those kigalyhoots are so much more productive then the old school wattage.

by brian March 7, 2005

dink

To have sexual intercourse with

I just dinked Jon's mom.

by Brian March 23, 2004

bunglop

one who fingers their own bunghole

George you sure are a bunglop.
Quit it you bunglopping bastard.
You've bunglopped yourself retarded.

by brian May 7, 2004

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.

Graves has Graves disease.

by Brian August 9, 2004