Brian's definitions

pilsner

The beer drank by none other than Dean Murdoch and Terry Cahill. The ultimate beer if you feel like shotgunning

"We'll get a cube, we'll get a 26 of pilser, we'll fuckin nail it shut, like a 123 fuckin split"

by Brian March 20, 2005

ogo

A Fictitious persons name. Prelude to a bad joke.

"Do you know Ogo?" Ogo who? "Oh go fuck yourself"

by brian January 10, 2005

big guns

Large Breasts on a female, Not used for male breasts manboobs

Jesus! Those are some Big Guns!

by Brian June 3, 2005

metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

by Brian February 16, 2004