Brian's definitions

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian February 22, 2007

double salad

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

by brian January 23, 2004

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl

"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"

by brian October 2, 2004

Uber-poosac

A very large and obnoxious poosac.

My uber-poosac was so bad it seemed suicide was my only option.

by Brian June 11, 2004