BirdMan's definitions

Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.

Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.

by Birdman March 10, 2020

Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!

My pants are teh moist.

by Birdman February 10, 2005

Fantittytastic

When a hottie has great tits to go along with a great body.

Jenna Jameson is fantittytastic!!

by Birdman February 2, 2005

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005

meatballs

A homosexual fat mother-fucker who thinks that he is a gansta, but is really a pussy ass nigga-wannabie who tosses his boyfriends salad.

jeff "g"ladd thinks he is a nigga...but in fact, he is a meatball

by BirdMan December 22, 2004

mac on

to put macaroni and cheese (most likely easy mac.. because youre poor) into the microwave (because you dont have an stove) and cook it.

I put the mac on and cooked that shit.

by birdman December 2, 2004

nfbsk

"Not For British School Kids"

Uses:
1. In place of a swear word
2. Describing a topic that is obscene, disgusting, or in general "not for kids"

Origin: Circa 1998
At the snopes.com message board, an obviously irate woman posted saying the other posters should watch their language, because there were British school children reading the message board. From then on, as a joke, the other snopesters started using NFBSK in place of swear words or in the subject lines of topics that might not be suitable for children (or the squeamish).

1. I moved one Jenga block and the whole NFBSKing thing fell down!
2. I'll tell you about my surgery, but I must warn you, it might get a little NFBSK.

by birdman August 4, 2004