birdman's definitions

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004

kestrel

noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.

"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."

by birdman May 8, 2004

meatballs

A homosexual fat mother-fucker who thinks that he is a gansta, but is really a pussy ass nigga-wannabie who tosses his boyfriends salad.

jeff "g"ladd thinks he is a nigga...but in fact, he is a meatball

by BirdMan December 22, 2004

mac on

to put macaroni and cheese (most likely easy mac.. because youre poor) into the microwave (because you dont have an stove) and cook it.

I put the mac on and cooked that shit.

by birdman December 2, 2004

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

by birdman May 23, 2004