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Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.
Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.
by Birdman March 10, 2020
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nfbsk

"Not For British School Kids"

Uses:
1. In place of a swear word
2. Describing a topic that is obscene, disgusting, or in general "not for kids"

Origin: Circa 1998
At the snopes.com message board, an obviously irate woman posted saying the other posters should watch their language, because there were British school children reading the message board. From then on, as a joke, the other snopesters started using NFBSK in place of swear words or in the subject lines of topics that might not be suitable for children (or the squeamish).
1. I moved one Jenga block and the whole NFBSKing thing fell down!
2. I'll tell you about my surgery, but I must warn you, it might get a little NFBSK.
by birdman August 4, 2004
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meatballs

A homosexual fat mother-fucker who thinks that he is a gansta, but is really a pussy ass nigga-wannabie who tosses his boyfriends salad.
jeff "g"ladd thinks he is a nigga...but in fact, he is a meatball
by BirdMan December 22, 2004
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Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.
Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe
by Birdman January 14, 2005
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Fantittytastic

When a hottie has great tits to go along with a great body.
Jenna Jameson is fantittytastic!!
by Birdman February 2, 2005
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Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!
My pants are teh moist.
by Birdman February 10, 2005
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kestrel

noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.
"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."
by birdman May 8, 2004
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