wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Lizard

To lounge around the dorm like a lizard, being lazy, not going to class, watching tv, listening to music, talking to your boyfriend, staying out all night. Generally screwing up your college career.

She is such a lounge lizard. She never goes to class. She'll flunk out next semester and end up in some two-year business school.

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

DVVG

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Big Detecto

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.

Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 09, 2008