Definitions by Bagitbabe

DVVG 

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

DVVG by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

story slacker 

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

story slacker by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

vaginetta 

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.

I wouldn't introduce your boyfriend to her. She's a vaginetta for sure.

vaginetta by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

perfume emergency 

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

perfume emergency by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008

She Woman Man Haters Club 

The female version of The Little Rascals He-Man Woman Haters Club. Woman who are sick and tired of dealing with men and their insensitivity, refusal to perform oral sex while demanding fellatio, control freaks, men who have an intolerance for independent women, all descriptions of men that justify the She Woman Man Haters Club.

I love the Little Rascals He Man Woman Haters Club episode. I'll start the She Woman Man Haters Club. There are plenty of women out there who would join.

She Woman Man Haters Club by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008

NORC 

A really, really crappy band from New Orleans, or any band that ain't got no jump.

That band we heard last night was so NORC.

NORC by Bagitbabe August 24, 2008

ludite 

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

ludite by bagitbabe August 24, 2008