43 definitions by Bagitbabe

ludite

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

by Bagitbabe July 29, 2008

pharmliving

21st century life after 9/11 comprised of daily consumption of prescription pharmeceuticals in order to make life worth living.

Compared to the life I was living, pharmliving is the life for me.

by Bagitbabe August 26, 2008

sartinite

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

by Bagitbabe May 4, 2008

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008

fantasy files

the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.

by Bagitbabe August 23, 2008

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by Bagitbabe August 18, 2008