I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.
by Bagitbabe August 23, 2008
Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.
She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.
by bagitbabe May 23, 2008
21st century life after 9/11 comprised of daily consumption of prescription pharmeceuticals in order to make life worth living.
by Bagitbabe August 26, 2008
A loser who hangs out at the neighborhood deli 24/7 drinking beer and hoping to pick up a chick, but never does.
I was at Young Avenue Deli today and saw Deliguy at the bar. He's always there drinking beer and looking at the door to see if a chick walks in.
by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008
A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.
by bagitbabe August 16, 2008
by Bagitbabe August 23, 2008