Bagitbabe's definitions

Deliguy

A loser who hangs out at the neighborhood deli 24/7 drinking beer and hoping to pick up a chick, but never does.

I was at Young Avenue Deli today and saw Deliguy at the bar. He's always there drinking beer and looking at the door to see if a chick walks in.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

hangwitchu

A guy who says that he wants to "hangwitchu."

You want me to hangwitchu? What the hell does that mean? Use proper English and maybe I'll hangwitchu.

by Bagitbabe October 20, 2008

DVVG

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

fantasy files

the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008