Definitions by Bagitbabe

wampejawed 

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

wampejawed by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Lizard 

To lounge around the dorm like a lizard, being lazy, not going to class, watching tv, listening to music, talking to your boyfriend, staying out all night. Generally screwing up your college career.

She is such a lounge lizard. She never goes to class. She'll flunk out next semester and end up in some two-year business school.

Lizard by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

phone masterbator 

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

phone masterbator by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Teetime 

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

Teetime by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

hangwichu 

A guy who says he wants to "hangwichu" immediately after having had sex with you.

He said, "I want to hangwichu, baby." I told him "no fucking way, dude. It was just sex. If you can't speak proper English I sure as hell don't want to "hangwichu."

hangwichu by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Deliguy 

A loser who hangs out at the neighborhood deli 24/7 drinking beer and hoping to pick up a chick, but never does.

I was at Young Avenue Deli today and saw Deliguy at the bar. He's always there drinking beer and looking at the door to see if a chick walks in.

Deliguy by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

DVVG 

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

DVVG by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008