Bagitbabe's definitions

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

vaginetta

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.

I wouldn't introduce your boyfriend to her. She's a vaginetta for sure.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

DVVG

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

cherrytart

A sarcastic girl who is also a virgin.

I know that girl. She's a cherrytart.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008