Definitions by Bagitbabe

coolth 

The opposite of warmth.

We need some coolth in this house.

coolth by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

affair 

A word used by women of a certain age who are dried up sexually that means an event and not a sexual liaison.

"I'm having an affair."
"Oh, are you having it catered?"

affair by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

pencil dick 

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

pencil dick by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

bizarre 

Hesitant, afraid to ask, insecure, afraid to intrude, afraid of rejection

By any bizarre twist of fate, would you go out with me?

bizarre by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

Big Detecto 

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.

Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.

Big Detecto by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

Triple A 

A penis so small that when it's erect it's the size of a AAA battery.

It's not the Triple A size that counts, but how you use it.

Triple A by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

sartinite 

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

sartinite by bagitbabe May 3, 2008