NIFD

An abbreviation from the movie "The Big Lebowski" meaning Nothing Is F__ked Dude (NIFD).

You are acting so undude. NIFD.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

bizarre

Hesitant, afraid to ask, insecure, afraid to intrude, afraid of rejection

By any bizarre twist of fate, would you go out with me?

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

She Woman Man Haters Club

The female version of The Little Rascals He-Man Woman Haters Club. Woman who are sick and tired of dealing with men and their insensitivity, refusal to perform oral sex while demanding fellatio, control freaks, men who have an intolerance for independent women, all descriptions of men that justify the She Woman Man Haters Club.

I love the Little Rascals He Man Woman Haters Club episode. I'll start the She Woman Man Haters Club. There are plenty of women out there who would join.

by Bagitbabe October 09, 2008

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

ludite

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

by bagitbabe August 24, 2008

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 09, 2008

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008