Bagitbabe's definitions

castoff

A man or woman with a reputation who has been rejected multiple times by multiple people for unknown reasons.

Who is that guy? He's a castoff from UofM.

by bagitbabe October 14, 2008

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

caap

A legal restraining/protective order put on someone because of threats, stalking, etc.

I put a Caap on his ass!

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

Lizard

To lounge around the dorm like a lizard, being lazy, not going to class, watching tv, listening to music, talking to your boyfriend, staying out all night. Generally screwing up your college career.

She is such a lounge lizard. She never goes to class. She'll flunk out next semester and end up in some two-year business school.

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

barbies

Stiletto shoes with pointed toes that eventually deform feet; the shape of a Barbie doll's feet.

God, will you look at those killer Barbies!

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

fakin'

A way of saying that somebody had sex but didn't orgasm

What did you do last night? I was fakin'. A total waste of time.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008