Bagitbabe's definitions

NORC

A really, really crappy band from New Orleans, or any band that ain't got no jump.

That band we heard last night was so NORC.

by Bagitbabe August 24, 2008

fullerism

Whining phrases from a guy who's been rejected for good reason.

All he said were fullerisms about her.

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

kneebaby

An African-American term for the child who stands next to his/her mama's knee, while mama holds the armbaby.

"Se done died when se was a kneebaby. A high wind come and took her breaf away."

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

ludite

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

by bagitbabe August 24, 2008

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008