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GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
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Tyzler

The flab of skin that covers the penis.
My girl was so scared of my tyzler she refused to suck me until i got circumsized.
by B-town June 11, 2006
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Duck Butter

It is when your butthole itches, so you run to the bathroom and itch it with some TP. You examen that TP and lo and behold! That little bit of yellow on the TP is a 'pat' of duckbutter. Everyone gets Duck Butter sometimes. Listen, fuck how everyone else defined this word. this is the truth!
Man this duckbutter is making my asshole itch!
by b-town November 5, 2004
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DCBHI

Dead Center ButtHole Itch. Everyone gets it!
Man, fucking DCBHI ruined my date!
by b-town November 5, 2004
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kaziff

The hairy area on a woman between her legs that leads from her vag to her butthole. Origin: Kaziff it weren't there you'd be eatin' that asshole, not that pussy!
I followed that kaziff all the way to that pooty-tang.
by B-Town May 7, 2003
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swectum

It's so damn hot out here I got a mean case of swectum.
by B-Town May 7, 2003
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blumpey

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.
After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!
by B-Town May 12, 2003
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