B-town's definitions

festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Tyzler

The flab of skin that covers the penis.

My girl was so scared of my tyzler she refused to suck me until i got circumsized.

by B-town June 11, 2006

DCBHI

Dead Center ButtHole Itch. Everyone gets it!

Man, fucking DCBHI ruined my date!

by b-town November 5, 2004

blumpey

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

by B-Town May 12, 2003

rancestry

A rancid ancestry, eg. a kid whose family tree doesn't fork has quite a rancestry.

Thanks to yo' rancestry, you got 12 toes.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Duck Butter

It is when your butthole itches, so you run to the bathroom and itch it with some TP. You examen that TP and lo and behold! That little bit of yellow on the TP is a 'pat' of duckbutter. Everyone gets Duck Butter sometimes. Listen, fuck how everyone else defined this word. this is the truth!

Man this duckbutter is making my asshole itch!

by b-town November 5, 2004

kaziff

The hairy area on a woman between her legs that leads from her vag to her butthole. Origin: Kaziff it weren't there you'd be eatin' that asshole, not that pussy!

I followed that kaziff all the way to that pooty-tang.

by B-Town May 7, 2003