onesome

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

by burntham September 05, 2003

onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

by Etan September 05, 2003

onesome

masturbation

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

onesome

Jerking off.

"Tommy Lee, go fuck yourself, how dare! There should be a special ring of hell for any man with the audacity to be bored of threesomes. I just want to slap him, 'Hey Tommy, why don't you try a couple of years of onesomes and then we'll talk chat on how boring threesomes are.'" -Christian Finnegan

by jonathanhi5 March 12, 2017

onesome

a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.

downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?

by braaphead November 03, 2006

onesome

another name for masterbation

by thenumberonebitch September 04, 2003

onesome

What you do when you're on your lonesome.

Finally alone with my favorite person we decided to have a onesome.

by MockTurtle November 14, 2016