Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Flightning

Lightning that strikes an aircraft

"What a flight! We got hit by some flightning."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Grasping at straws

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation

"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Seven Dollar Smackdown

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.

"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Sub-conscious Burger

A burger that comes on a sub roll

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sub-conscious Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It)

A burger served on a sourdough bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Easter

A lame ripoff of the Great Pumpkin.

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019