America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Empathy

Being tuned in to the needs and feelings of another person

Louise Belcher on empathy: "What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad, for another person. Is that a thing?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Lexingtonguing

Southern gentlemen are known for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Lexingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Kentucky. Literally, a Lexington-tonguing!

I took a trip to Kentucky last week, and this guy gave me the Lexingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

You're fired

What the American people overwhelmingly told Donald J. Trump in November 2020.

Donald J. Trump: you're fired!
-America

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 7, 2020

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It)

A burger served on a sourdough bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Easter

A lame ripoff of the Great Pumpkin.

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019

The Life of the Parsley Burger

A burger that comes with parsley

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Life of the Parsley Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The Choys are Bok in Town Burger

From Bob's burgers: a special burger that comes with bok choy

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Choys are Bok in Town Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018