muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.
watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.
by Alan March 19, 2005
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Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.
Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.
by Alan May 09, 2004
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jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.
Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.
by alan March 29, 2004
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LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.
Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"
by Alan July 27, 2004
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dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.
by Alan September 21, 2003
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stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.
Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !
by Alan March 20, 2005
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loo

a kid that has one eye lower then the other
loo loo eye low eye josh low eye
by alan April 21, 2005
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