Alan's definitions

zuma-dollars

an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.

i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars!
yeah. fnb sucks!

by alan October 21, 2004

the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?

by alan October 21, 2004

nokia 6600

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.

is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.

by alan October 21, 2004

fnb

aka first national bank, a south africann bank that's pay-off line is 'How can we help you?' in all reality they should change it to 'How can we fuck you?'

oh look fnb is taking all my money without even telling me! oh goody!

by alan October 21, 2004

le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.

damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!

by alan October 19, 2004

le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.

damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.

by alan October 19, 2004

Pirate Slap

A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.

PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(

by Alan October 15, 2004