Definitions by Alan

shaik-down 

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.

the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!

shaik-down by alan October 21, 2004

fnb 

aka first national bank, a south africann bank that's pay-off line is 'How can we help you?' in all reality they should change it to 'How can we fuck you?'

oh look fnb is taking all my money without even telling me! oh goody!

fnb by alan October 21, 2004

the shaik-bros 

like the mario-bros they also run around willy-nilly picking up gold coins that are 'just lying around', stomping on the local vegetation and blowing bubbles when they land in (deep) water.

I just can't get Schabir past the Scorpions-boss!
You need to use the silence power-up on the secretary first!
Damn! How am I gonna get my hands on all those zuma-dollars?

the shaik-bros by alan October 21, 2004

nokia 6600 

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.

is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.

nokia 6600 by alan October 21, 2004

le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.

damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!

le chique le cool by alan October 19, 2004

le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.

damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.

le chique le cool by alan October 19, 2004

Pirate Slap 

A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.

PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(

Pirate Slap by Alan October 15, 2004