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Badcock and More

A store somewhere with an unfortunate name.
Josh took a trip to Badcock and More to see what the hell it is they're selling there.
by Alan June 4, 2004
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heavenlylay

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite
by Alan October 20, 2003
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Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.
Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.
Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
by alan April 7, 2004
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gilgongo

Something to say when you, or someone you know, has totally exterminated a species.
"All the penguins are dead!"
"GILGONGO!"
by Alan January 31, 2005
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dutch oven

A large, lidded cast-iron pot with a fold-away, bail handle. Originally, the dutch oven was used as just that, a bread oven. In the days when most families lacked modern stoves, and depended on the fire-place hearth for their cooking, a dutch oven could be filled with bread dough, lidded and buried in hot embers in order to bake the bread. Nowdays, the dutch oven is usually placed atop the stove to cook beans and stews, though sometimes it is still used in a conventional oven to cook bread loaves and baked beans. In rare instances, a cast-iron dutch oven can double as a deep-fryer.

In some areas, the dutch oven is referred to as a "dutchie." This is claimed by the surviving members of Musical Youth as the "dutchie" in the lyric: "pass the dutchie from the left-hand side." from their one hit song. It is of course now believed that the word in the song was changed from "cutchie," a Jamaican slang term for a kind of marijuana.
I cooked a dutch oven full of lentil soup, a pot of saffron rice and even baked a loaf of crispy bread. I am a good cook, no?
by Alan June 4, 2004
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skeet

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.
by Alan March 10, 2004
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