Alan's definitions
A very fast action (for instance fast speech or fast hand movements, or even fast dancing - but never fast driving), more often than not induced by the excess use of cocaine.
I couldn't make out what he was saying, I think he pulled a fano.
It happened so fast, not even fano would've kept up with that.
It happened so fast, not even fano would've kept up with that.
by alan April 6, 2004

by Alan January 18, 2004

An 'Xpert' is someone who can over come nearly every obstacle.
Mainly associated as somebody who has exceptional computer knowledge and a person who will always aspire to be better.
This type of person is often fond of a quote like
"This war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair... greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope... against this peril we must never surrender. No one knows the shape of the future, or where it will take us -- we know only that the future is always born in pain."
Mainly associated as somebody who has exceptional computer knowledge and a person who will always aspire to be better.
This type of person is often fond of a quote like
"This war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair... greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope... against this peril we must never surrender. No one knows the shape of the future, or where it will take us -- we know only that the future is always born in pain."
by Alan January 6, 2005

soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.
sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?
by alan April 1, 2005
