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girlie porn

soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.
sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?
by alan April 1, 2005
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borange

As far as I can tell its a word that was made up so there was a rhyming word with orange. To tell you the truth I think the spelling should be a little more than orange with a b on the front.. maybe BHorange or BoHrange or something? ie have a silent letter just to make it seem all the more kewl/wanky :)
There once was a man who was not down or blue.
He didn't like to swear, use shit or poo.
His favourite food was duck ala orange.
When he swore he would just say Bhorange.
by Alan January 6, 2005
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carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.
operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!
by alan September 21, 2004
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fmuchor

I like it when Will bites my fmuchor.
by Alan November 4, 2003
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