Alan's definitions

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

by Alan April 19, 2005

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

by alan March 6, 2004

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

Russian cuisine

The national cuisine of Russia, the Ukraine and sometimes Georgia. Often quite delicious, though sometimes with dramatically different tastes from typical American fare.

Poppy seed rullet, fresh-baked rye bread, soft cheese, various soups and stews, borscht, kvass (small beer), stuffed cabbage leaves.

by Alan June 4, 2004

le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.

damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!

by alan October 19, 2004

Badcock and More

A store somewhere with an unfortunate name.

Josh took a trip to Badcock and More to see what the hell it is they're selling there.

by Alan June 4, 2004