Alan's definitions

Pirate Slap

A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.

PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(

by Alan October 15, 2004

jaunbrand

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.

by alan May 4, 2004

Slore

A slutty Whore

Your sisters a slore

by Alan May 22, 2003

Mudhut

A short fat woman.

Ann Widecombe, a uk M.P

by Alan December 19, 2003

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

Money

A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid

Bill Gates got laid because the girl got paid

by Alan October 8, 2004

Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 9, 2004