Alan's definitions

puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.

Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.

by alan June 14, 2004

Uncle Sam

The federal government.

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.

by Alan May 9, 2004

nnud

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe

holy shit! your breath smells like nnud

by Alan April 22, 2005

le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.

damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.

by alan October 19, 2004

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004

girlie house

a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.

damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
yeah.

by alan June 14, 2004

Hucklebuck

The girl is on her back with her heels on the back of his neck. He is standing with his arms wrapped around her shoulders. And then she screams "Hucklebuck!"

Christy and I were on the boat labor day weekend at lake Texoma and I introduced her to the Hucklebuck; with some of her friends.

by Alan February 6, 2005