137 definitions by Alan
When a guy has a girl in the doggy style position and pulls out and cums on her back and then throws his pubic hair on her back before she can do anything about it.
Guy 1:Dude did you hear what John pulled on Sarah?
Guy 2: Nah man
Guy 1: He pulled the grizzly bear on that hoe last night
Guy 2: Oh no way! Thats fuckin bad ass!
Guy 2: Nah man
Guy 1: He pulled the grizzly bear on that hoe last night
Guy 2: Oh no way! Thats fuckin bad ass!
by Alan May 10, 2006
DUDE: man he teched so fast, he had like 15 tauren, 3 shaman, 3 docs, and 3 heros.
DUDE 2: definitely GOSU
DUDE: WORD!
DUDE 2: definitely GOSU
DUDE: WORD!
by Alan August 15, 2004
Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!
Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey
Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!
You: with your monkey!
Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey
Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!
by Alan November 18, 2004
a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.
operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!
by Alan September 21, 2004
by Alan March 11, 2004
A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.
by Alan March 12, 2005
by Alan June 15, 2004