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jaunbrand

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.
where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.
by alan May 4, 2004
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willin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin
by Alan May 5, 2004
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Chinese

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.
Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!
by Alan May 8, 2004
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Puerto

Juan worked tobacco over the summer, said be befriended some Jamaicans, who let him sit at their table during lunch break, and called him Puerto.
by Alan May 8, 2004
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Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.
Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!
by Alan May 9, 2004
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Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.
Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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Mud eater

Derogatory term for an extremely biggoted person from the South, who acts in a condescending or even threatening way towards anyone not of Anglo-Saxon, Anglo-Celtic ancestry.

Word often used by Blacks, who have the misfortune of running into someone who is biggoted.

The term originates from the practice in some Southern states of eating kaolin, a kind of clay which is said to ease digestion.
Did you hear that mud eater? Couldn't stop talking about how the Mexicans were stealing his job. Did you hear what he called Thomas? The nerve of that asshole!
by Alan May 9, 2004
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