Alan's definitions

LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.

Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"

by Alan July 27, 2004

Spectorial

a situation that is completely out of control

1) When pascal called louie fat, the situation turned spectorial

by Alan June 15, 2004

holacolistic

Causing a sheep to defeciate upon a famous landmark or historical monument

I went up the Auckland sky tower last night with a sheep and got holacolistic

by Alan June 15, 2004

louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.

jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.

by alan June 14, 2004

satan's little helper

a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.

hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.

by alan June 14, 2004

girlie house

a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.

damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
yeah.

by alan June 14, 2004

puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.

Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.

by alan June 14, 2004