Chinese

Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.

Person # 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she?

Person # 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school!

by Alan May 08, 2004

groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by Alan March 02, 2004

2mb

1. Tomb.

2. Huge ass pussy.

by Alan August 25, 2003

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 22, 2003

Xpert

An 'Xpert' is someone who can over come nearly every obstacle.
Mainly associated as somebody who has exceptional computer knowledge and a person who will always aspire to be better.

This type of person is often fond of a quote like
"This war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair... greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope... against this peril we must never surrender. No one knows the shape of the future, or where it will take us -- we know only that the future is always born in pain."

If you played an 'Xpert' on Halo, be prepared to lose.

by Alan January 06, 2005

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 05, 2004

the shaik-bros

like the mario-bros they also run around willy-nilly picking up gold coins that are 'just lying around', stomping on the local vegetation and blowing bubbles when they land in (deep) water.

I just can't get Schabir past the Scorpions-boss!
You need to use the silence power-up on the secretary first!
Damn! How am I gonna get my hands on all those zuma-dollars?

by alan October 21, 2004