137 definitions by Alan

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This is when you stick your penis in peanut butter for 3 days then do a girl in the mouth and it tastes funky!
"That's some Arkansas Funky Funk!"
by Alan March 16, 2004
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A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.
I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!
by Alan August 21, 2004
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The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.
He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.
by Alan October 01, 2004
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One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.
The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.
by Alan May 09, 2004
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This cereal is borange. It has to much tasteless and dry bit in it.

A borange muselli
by Alan January 13, 2005
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As far as I can tell its a word that was made up so there was a rhyming word with orange. To tell you the truth I think the spelling should be a little more than orange with a b on the front.. maybe BHorange or BoHrange or something? ie have a silent letter just to make it seem all the more kewl/wanky :)
There once was a man who was not down or blue.
He didn't like to swear, use shit or poo.
His favourite food was duck ala orange.
When he swore he would just say Bhorange.
by Alan January 06, 2005
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