Alan's definitions

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

by Alan March 20, 2005

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 21, 2003

zuma-dollars

an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.

i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars!
yeah. fnb sucks!

by alan October 21, 2004

le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.

damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!

by alan October 19, 2004

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

by Alan April 22, 2005

geyo

a tall black kid that hangs out with queers like shawn coopass and levi

(1)gayo
(2)fago
(3)gayo pass the mayo
(4)gizlar

by Alan April 28, 2005

grasshead

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."

a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.

by Alan December 5, 2004