Definitions by A.C. Sativa
Muta Scale
The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.
Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.
Muta Scale by A.C. Sativa March 8, 2013
Total Nonstop Ass
Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.
Total Nonstop Ass by A.C. Sativa February 12, 2013
Tool Shed
Tool Shed by A.C. Sativa February 8, 2013
Booker
In pro wrestling, basically he's the one running the show. He decides who's winning the matches, how the matches will end, and all the various storylines and feuds that lead to the matches taking place. Bookers can be all kinds of different people, from the owner of the promotion (Paul Heyman in ECW), wrestlers for the promotion (Kevin Nash or Kevin Sullivan in WCW), or people hired by the promotion for the job (Jim Cornette in Ring Of Honor). Booking can also be done by committee, the current bookers of the WWE are owner Vince McMahon, "head of creative" Stephaine McMahon-Levesque (Vince's daughter), "head of talent development" Paul "Triple H" Levesque (semi-retired wrestler and Stephanie's husband), and various other people. The term "book" can also be used as a verb, as in "I wish they'd book Daniel Bryan to actually win a match one of these days" or "WWE TLC 2012 was booked very well".
Jim Cornette was fired as Ring of Honor booker in October 2012, and replaced by ex-wrestler Delirious.
Booker by A.C. Sativa January 8, 2013
Skip Bayless
Skip Bayless by A.C. Sativa January 5, 2013
Fish Bait
Fish Bait by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012
Hank Hill
Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.
Hank Hill by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012