Skip Bayless

Tim Tebow's gay lover.

Skip Bayless rides Tebow's dick so hard it's sickening.

by A.C. Sativa January 06, 2013

Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

by A.C. Sativa May 29, 2013

Hank Hill

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.

Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.

by A.C. Sativa May 02, 2012

Total Nonstop Ass

Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.

Total Nonstop Action? More like Total Nonstop Ass. TNA is a fucking joke.

by A.C. Sativa February 12, 2013

Fish Bait

Crack cocaine. As seen on "King of the Hill"

Hank Hill got arrested buying crack with the intention of using it as fish bait

by A.C. Sativa May 02, 2012

Stream

A way to watch out-of-market sports or wrestling/boxing/MMA PPVs for free.

Fuck paying $70 for Wrestlemania, I'm just gonna stream that bitch.

by A.C. Sativa April 22, 2013

Lifted

To be high on weed. From the Wu-Tang song M.E.T.H.O.D. Man.

I gat fat bags of skunk, I got white owl blunts, and I'm about to go get lifted, yes I'm about to go get lifted.

by A.C. Sativa June 04, 2013