ryan's definitions

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.

by Ryan September 17, 2005

hangglider

A Hangglider is something you get after a night of drinking. You feel like you are flying. It is not good to hangglider when you are driving.

Aww kel do you have a hangover? No she has a hangglider

by Ryan December 2, 2004

figged

alternative for FU****d

Man you hit him now you're Figged.

by Ryan February 12, 2004

Nene

Someone who abandons you for another

She stopped talking to me to be with her supposed "Boyfriend", she is such a fucking Nene

by Ryan August 3, 2003

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).

"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

tripolar

Having a personality that jumps to the extremes of joy, sadness, and extreme anger. Often seen in people with cases of manic depression that try to hide their depression under a facade of hapiness to the general public.

Man, that one girl i met was nice and happy one minute, then the next she was balling her eyes out, and five minutes later she was beating the shit out of me. She's gotta be tripolar

by Ryan December 2, 2004

Religion

Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.

Man, look at that religion goin off and killin demselves.

by Ryan November 9, 2003