Jake's definitions

D Lover

Someone who likes the dick.

You are such a D lover!

by Jake November 30, 2003

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by jake November 12, 2003

hammer

The final and best trick in a skateboarders video part.

"Keep watching, wait until you see his hammer"

by Jake May 8, 2005

Jersey Ass

loosely used term for store-bought bagged bread bought in New Jersey...a term primarily used by Ex-New Jersey Net's Dancers

"Litte Ree Ree...here two dollas .....go down da street fo'
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"

by Jake August 7, 2003

warthog dummy trick

A glitch in the game Halo in which someone appears to be in a vehicle and realyy isnt. Usually used by players who are losing in games like capture the flag, etc.

"No wonder they grabbed the flag so fast, those noobs were using the Warthog dummy trick."

by Jake May 13, 2005

quick comer

1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex

2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex

1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."

2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."

by Jake March 23, 2004

cop a feel

To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it, that is, grasp her tits or grab her in the crotch (and if a finger shud happen to enter her vagina, so much the better !!)

Best time to cop a feel is in a crowded place so you can run off and can't be found. When I went to my family reunion my 3rd cousin once removed was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table 2 aisles over. Later in the day I grabbed her crotch and my middle finger just happened to slip into her cunt.

by Jake February 19, 2004