Charlie's definitions

livewire

not as good as slice.

dude... this livewire is whack... i just wasted my dough.

by charlie July 16, 2003

kobe'd

past tense for rape (i.e. raped)

who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime

by charlie December 5, 2003

Hephaestus

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

by charlie December 1, 2004

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 24, 2003

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

bj

Something that happens on the back of the bus when A guy and a girl sit next to each other. The bus driver rarely sees the chickenhead's face.

Also called Third Base

Alison gave me my first BJ after I told her she had huge tits.

by Charlie March 24, 2005