windows update

An oxymoron in itself.
They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP
by me December 28, 2003
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Pokeman

A man who is obsessed with the pokemon traing card game.
Want to come over to my house so we can play some POKEMAN!!!!
by ME March 14, 2005
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guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.
1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.
by me December 23, 2004
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Pi

1. A really awesome black and white movie made in 1998. Directed by Darren Aronofsky, director of Requiem for a Dream (which I didn't know till I looked it up just now). It's about a crazy math guy that is trying to predict the stock market, when his machine dies and spits out a number (which isn't pi). He believes the number is the key to understanding the universe and God. I don't want to give away what happens after that though.

2. Approximately 3.14. Used in math and such.
1.
Guy- "Have you seen Pi?"
LameGuy- "lol wats it bout? circles n such?!1 XD"
Guy- "It has angry Jewish people..."
Lameguy- "Awesome!"

2.
I read pi pages of the Iliad, then couldn't take the intense bordom anymore.
by Me April 20, 2005
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skeez-donkey

A skeezer who is proficient in cock-gobbling and cum-guzzling. Must also be fat and ugly.
Check out that skeez-donkey, i'm sure she can suck a fatty.
by Me April 11, 2005
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fuckass

A great insult used by Donnie Darko. At the dinner table with his family directed twords his little sister
Donnie~ Your such a fuckass Elizabeth
Elizabeth~ Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie~ Oh please, tell me Elizabeth, How exactly does one suck a fuck?
by Me December 22, 2004
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mormon

Mormons are the only true religion. Our church's foundation is on Jesus christ, familys, forgivness, and eternal life! The book of mormon...thats not just somemade up book, in the restore gosepel, another testament of Jesue Christ. I am mormon and im ridiculed for my religion ALL THE TIME, but the people who ridicule me only do it because they HEARD THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE OR SOMEONE TOLD THEM THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE...well guess what? it isnt true!!,and say all this stuff like we think we can become our own gods , and joseph smith, commited sexual crimes w/ teenagers?!
I dont know where u got that information from, but your be lied to!!
by me March 26, 2005
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