Definitions by me

speiss 

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

speiss by me May 13, 2005

Condom

The best friend of any man

A condom is a man's best friend

Condom by me May 13, 2005

AARP 

A book of things for old people to purchase to make their retarted children to do more work for them. Ie: weelchairs, sinks, bathtub surrounds.

I need an AARP book, that kitchen sink is leaking and I don't have enough money to get a new one instauled.

AARP by Me May 13, 2005

buck

Slang for 100 miles per hour... 130 is a buck 30, 140 is a buck 40, and so on.

I went up to a buck 55 in my M3 the other day.

buck by me May 13, 2005

pupper 

Norwegian (from Norway) for tits

Alina har små, søte pupper (English: Alina's got small and cute tits)

pupper by me May 13, 2005

half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.

"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.

half-time show by Me May 13, 2005

bacne 

acne of le back. see also chacne (acne of the chest), shacne (acne of the shoulder) and lacne (acne of the legs]

"She could be a total babe if she didnt have that shit load of bacne"
"yeah i know, pop that shit!!"

bacne by me May 13, 2005