Jazmyn

A kick ass mom. Bad bitch. And an awesome kisser.

A badass pornstar of a wife. without trying she can make his mansword come unsheathed especially when she rides her husband like a war horse and takes control of his body.

Also a fucking hot submissive in the bedroom. Especially with her willing moans and squeals that let you know she's hooked on the fuck shes being given.

My wife's a jazmyn, you wouldn't understand the level of sexyness and peefection.

Jazmyn by Yaboielmo December 23, 2022

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proactivestination

A proactive form of procrastination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination

proactivestination by xsci September 12, 2011

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Paki-Smash

When a person of Pakistani descent takes a huge dump.

"That swarthy construction worker just Paki Smashed my bathroom."

"I need to paki-smash this bitch" (Applebees)

Paki-Smash by RonnieRules October 20, 2009

Jack Stevenson

Just a really cool dude, really attractive and one of the bois.

Jack Stevenson is a such a homie.

Jack Stevenson by #2shrekdaddy January 14, 2021

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Ogre

Shrek

Hey shrek ur an ogre

Ogre by jacob mcNary September 18, 2020

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Cole

Somebody who makes up fake things about him on urban dictionary and has a small penis

Cole: Guess what guys? my Urban Dictionary result says im "hottest man livin"
Sagan: Shut the fuck up Cole its fake

Cole: I have a small penis!
Everyone: Haha dumbass

Cole by DaMuskrat February 18, 2019

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Floptok

The most annoying side of TikTok you will ever land upon. They have stupid retarded jokes and the entire place is full of trannies with infected axe wounds and aging gay men who still try to convince themselves they’re a youthful twink. The jokes you’d land upon on floptok is “girl yes! Slay pussy cum! Millie Bobbie brown just ran me over- uhm Chile anyways so-“. Once you fall into the pit you can’t escape.

Andy: *Tells a funny joke*
Jessie: GIRL- YES- Millie Bobbie brown will run you over ;-;-
Andy: kill yourself floptok tranny.

Floptok by Spergs January 22, 2023