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cotton candy blowjob 

A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.
hey wanna have some fun?

how about a cotton candy blowjob?

Retarded Surprise 

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
Retarded Surprise by J a w s h October 29, 2010
Ancient Middle Eastern expression used to describe handsome and intellectual young men. They are often beloved by women and are the subject of much praise and attention.
"this nigga Sélim looking fine as hell today"
"i wish Sélim would look in my general direction he's so attractive"
Sélim by AbsoluteStud July 7, 2025
1. The act of beating something badly.
2. Indian slang for sexual intercourse
itne paison main toh koi aaj kal thukai na kare hai.
thukai by dr47 September 5, 2009

Gonna Kill It 

1)Owen is taking his test today. He studied a lot for it so he's gonna kill it!

2) I'm running a 5K today, I'm gonna kill it!
The origin of the word safwan is South Asia. He is a historical leader. His physique is described as masculine and tall with broad shoulders and muscular biceps. He has perfect abs and a voice that's very deep. In history, he was described as a sweet and caring person. He was smart and wasn't scared of anyone. He was a very shy leader but he was loved by all.
1) Omg, that's safwan. He's my favourite person.
2) There's king safwan. He's looking so fine.
Safwan by Zoya20 November 23, 2021

Dumb-Blonde 

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."
Dumb-Blonde by Tom 'JF' C July 16, 2008
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