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Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.
"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."
A girl with big hips and a pretty smile. She likes to joke around a lot and smoke broccoli. This girl only comes once in a lifetime, she is very hard to find. She likes to stay ducked off.
Him: Is Jeressa There?
Other: No Jeressa is never easy to find
jeressa by Lucas Davis December 22, 2016
A big BLACK man known for his incessive waddle, clumsiness, and small peni. loves the fat bitches and is a total nut. They love when you them by one of their many nicknames such as: Mookie Bear, Sea Biscuit, londacious, and lonflondo the mondo gazongo. Also has a marvelous badonkadonk. donk.
Did you see o'londo today? He was wearing his classic getup, short shorts and all buddy.
o'londo by Ju¡ce G●D June 17, 2017

Lalor Secondary College 

Where people only care about is looks.

If you don't have perfect hair everyday, your skirt not up to your ass, or cake your face and just simply want to focus on your education. People won't bother to get to know you and just assume that your some boring person who spends their time doing Sudoku as a hobby.

And the people who in the 'hot category' usually look down on the people who aren't. They're the people who do the judging. Because you aren't perfect, they will think they're so much better than you and say selfish things to make them look better such as "Nobody likes you" or "Shut up, nobody cares". If you try to talk to them, they will be like "good for you" or "cools story bro". They're also really lazy asses who like to act rebel in class by bringing only an exercise book and a pen, and say smart ass comments in class and do nothing while disrupting the class. Then when the teacher tell them they need to do work, they come up to you and make you let them copy. These people also take small comments that people say about them behind their back so seriously. Like if they heard that they got called a slut/two face/bitch they would go and approach the person and cause a scene...to showoff their 'toughness' and increase their popularity.
A typical Lalor secondary college student:
Student 1: Hey did you see __, he/she's so hot!
Student 2: I heard she's a bitch.
Student 1: Who cares!

Student 1: Eww, did you see ___, he/she's so freaken ugly!
Student 2: She's pretty nice though.
Student 1: Who cares!
A person who thinks he is the shit just cause of a singular, lucky victory..but soon realises the stupidity of his beliefs.
Billy got lucky with that hole in one but he acts like he is so good. Who does he think he is...Sartaj?

Man I thought I was really good at smack talk. But I guess I just sartaj'ed it up.
sartaj by Nehre Da Bapu September 26, 2007

Putting his dick in the fridge 

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge
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