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Jason's are complicated people, they may confuse you but really when you get to know them they aren't hard to figure out. Jaosn will care about you no matter what, he's the type of guy to listen and understand your problems, he's a guy so he's not so great with the whole period thing but he will help you any way he can. Jason's are kind, smart, Loving, and strong guys they have wonderful personalitys and a heart of gold. They can be princesses sometimes especially when they don't look good, you will be the first one to hear about it. I know a Jason, he doesn't fail to put a smile on my face, he makes me happy and even though he's not always on his phone he tries to talk to me whenever he has the chance, he's never made me sad on purpose. Jaosn's are the perfect boyfriends, they don't care about looks which is a breathe of fresh air. Jaosn's are good kissers but they're not cocky about it. They don't try hard to get girls they just do because Jaosn's are polite, hot, and charming guys. You will never find a better guy so when you get your hands on a Jaosn, I suggest you never let him go, you will regret it the moment you do.
I met this really sweet guy, Jason and I don't think I have ever felt this way about a guy before, he gives me a feeling like no one else can.
Jason by To Jay July 13, 2017

canadien pocketknife 

A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon
he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts

Goofydoofysillywoofymoofyyoofysilly 

My catchphrase! It means you're laughing and feeling silly at the same time.
Miss Applecock: Emma, how do you feel?
Emma: i feel goofydoofysillywoofymoofyyoofysilly today! Thanks for asking.
Miss Applecock: Whatthefuck???
Jake: THAT ISNT A REAL WORD!
Emma: YES THE FUCK IT IS!!!! I LITERALLY SEARCHED IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND ITS REAL! SEARCH IT YOURSELF!!!!!
Miss Applecock: Emma is right, Jake im gonna have to give you detention for lying!
ashita tenki ni naare is a song by Miyavi, I'm not sure what the rest means, but I'm sure ashita means tomorrow in Japanese
ashita by Witch_86 September 26, 2006

French Dip 

Putting gravy on your dick and having a French bulldog suck it.
Billy had to get a dick transplant after his French dip experience.
French Dip by El ritardo June 25, 2018
one of the thirteen slavic tribes of eastern europe
polonia ins the slavic trible name for poland
polonia by mmclovin May 20, 2008
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