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bong alley

The area between my closet slider and my dresser where the roommates line up/hide their bongs when family visits. It can refer to a number of hiding spots.
you mind placing these in bong alley while my sister and her kids cruise over to bbq and swim in the pool?
bong alley by Major Stoner July 20, 2010
When something is gross and hurts at the same time.
Describing something gross and painful, like “Ewch!”
Ewch by RakChazak June 16, 2018
A reliable and generous friend, the best you can ever ask for.
Will you be my Melyse
melyse by Mlse November 23, 2021

A Conrad 

A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.
After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.
A Conrad by BagSlayer September 30, 2020

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A phrase seen at the bottom of videos to indicate that whoever created the video has truly fucked up.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.
I see the comments disabled. Now let's see what they fucked up
Comments disabled by Farisvir_22 September 23, 2019
A big splayed flat ball sack with a very small recessed penis. Lilypad lilypad
In a locker room*
"Brad, you see that huge sack?"
"Yeah Chad, flat but large"
"You see his dick?"
"No"
"Exactly, lilypad"
lilypad by Sammjang6$ April 29, 2016
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