The art of Leftying. When one male friend touches another male friend's genitalia in a pleasuring manner....with his left hand. Hence, "Lefty".

a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.

a food made of milk

When something is of little value or requires a small amount of money to buy.

Coined from boys' conversations at work and in the pub, this word is only used for extreme circumstances of cheapness or worth.

Similar to how heteronormative behavior implies heterosexuality is the normal sexual preference, carninormative behavior implies that meat eating behavior is the normal dietary preference, and, as such, vegetarianism and veganism are abnormal.

1. Short for “Involuntarily Celibate”. Literally meaning a person who is celibate but not by choice, or in simpler terms, someone who is least fit for sexual reproduction and is unable to find a sexual partner.

2. It can also be used to describe someone who, due to their lack of romantic experience, believes that having a romantic partner will instantly make their life better and/or more enjoyable.

-Both terms are usually used as an insult on online culture.