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Males named "Alexander" make the worlds greatest boyfriends! They are loving, caring, funny, intelligent, sweet, creative and great kissers.

If you manage to find an Alexander, hold onto him tight and don't let him get away!
Gosh I wish I had an Alexander.

I'm so lucky; my boyfriend is an Alexander.
Alexander by AngelBottom August 14, 2010

Knackers 

Gday Knackers, how you going?
Knackers by Cisco Disco & Fiasco September 12, 2022

Procrastitating 

When you have homework due tonight but you’d rather whack your wee wee
“Wanna help me on the science project.”

“I haven’t started yet, I’ve been aggressively procrastitating the whole day.”

“Same man, I’ve been stroking the pipe since three
Procrastitating by Cr18 September 19, 2018

immigrenglish

A portmanteau of the words "immigrant" and "english" usually used when referring to the comical attempts made by non-native english speakers trying to pronounce certain words phonetically.
"Are they burning effigies?" (Effigies being pronounced, "eff-EEE-geez")

"What are integers again?" (Integer being pronounced, "int-TEG-urs" as in "good" rather than the proper "gel")

Response: "There's some more of your immigrenglish."
immigrenglish by LordMaul February 17, 2006
Stands for Physical Enemies. Also known as a class taken in school often including closet-sized locker rooms and dodgeballs with the impact of a bullet.
Lauren had stocked her rations and prepared in battle for the perilous class...P.E.!
P.E. by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021
Jeidi is an fucking amazing person. She may come with lots of drama, but people will always adore her for who she is. She isnt afraid to tell people what she really thinks of them, because she simply does not give a fuck. Jeidi is usually a brunette. She cares SOOO much about her hair, and it is usually full of hairspray. She has very LARGE boobs, and is usually short. She has a sweet heart, if u dont fuck with her. So watch out. She above all the bullshit, and stands up for her friends. When guys fall for her, they cannot get her off of their minds. Shes almost like an addiction. This fucking awesome girl, can tell you anything just by looking at you. Dont fuck with a Jeidi, u will end up hurt.
Bitch#1: OMGGGG jeidi is such a slutty biiitch!
Bitch#2: OMIGAWDD ya ik!!! and so is her dumbass friend!
Jeidi: Bitch, go fuck off u goddamn motherfucking cocksucking two-faced skanky ass whore! *punches Bitch#1 in the face, and uppercuts Bitch#2, instantly knocking them both out with her superawesomeboxingpowers*
Jeidi by XxBabydollXx July 28, 2012
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