Jeidi

Jeidi is an fucking amazing person. She may come with lots of drama, but people will always adore her for who she is. She isnt afraid to tell people what she really thinks of them, because she simply does not give a fuck. Jeidi is usually a brunette. She cares SOOO much about her hair, and it is usually full of hairspray. She has very LARGE boobs, and is usually short. She has a sweet heart, if u dont fuck with her. So watch out. She above all the bullshit, and stands up for her friends. When guys fall for her, they cannot get her off of their minds. Shes almost like an addiction. This fucking awesome girl, can tell you anything just by looking at you. Dont fuck with a Jeidi, u will end up hurt.

Bitch#1: OMGGGG jeidi is such a slutty biiitch!
Bitch#2: OMIGAWDD ya ik!!! and so is her dumbass friend!
Jeidi: Bitch, go fuck off u goddamn motherfucking cocksucking two-faced skanky ass whore! *punches Bitch#1 in the face, and uppercuts Bitch#2, instantly knocking them both out with her superawesomeboxingpowers*

Jeidi by XxBabydollXx July 28, 2012

The Jedi 

The Jedi (/ˈdʒɛdaɪ/) are the main protagonists in the Star Wars universe, alongside the Rebel Alliance. The Jedi Order is depicted as an ancient monastic, academic, meritocratic, and quasi-militaristic organization whose origin dates back approximately 25,000 years before the events of A New Hope.

Jedi were powerful Force-wielders and adjudicators tasked by the Galactic Republic to be the guardians of peace and order in the galaxy; they defend and protect all sapient life, never attack. The Order consisted of polymaths: teachers, philosophers, scientists, engineers, physicians, diplomats, negotiators, warriors, and peacekeepers. A level of diversity extends throughout the organization, composed of hundreds of different species and thousands of different worlds, some outside the Republic itself. When operating beyond the limits of Republic territory, they act autonomously and make decisions with the potential to affect countless lives. They were often the first representatives of the Republic encountered by new species and nations.

Jedi philosophy emphasized self-improvement through knowledge and wisdom and selfless service through acts of charity, citizenship, and volunteerism. The Jedi denounce emotions as the root cause of mortal suffering; they believe fear, anger and love cause sentient beings to lash out in conflict and impede rational action to do what is objectively correct action. A Jedi’s traditional weapon is the lightsaber.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
No
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

The Jedi by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 1, 2020

jedi flipping 

Jedi Flipping or the "Jedi Flip" is when someone combines Exstacy, Psilocybin, and LSD.

Young Padawons must all pass the most difficult of all tests to become a jedi, a ritual known as Jedi Flipping

jedi flipping by Jedi flip July 9, 2014

Bogan Jedi 

An Aussi (Australian) or Kiwi (New Zealander) that has embraced the Bogan (see Urban Dictionary definition), having perfected its finest nuances. Briefly, describes a Hiace driving species, adorned with a perfect mullet. Their missing teeth are in finest form, well apportioned with the uniform flannie (flanel). Jedi level bogans have perfected the decibels of AC/DC playing from their trailer and have the unique ability to levitate tinnies (cans of beer) into perfect skulling (chugging) position with a simple wave of the hand.

Aw, mate, did you see how Pike levitated that tinnie and skulled it straight away?! Mate, Bogan Jedi, I reckon!

Bogan Jedi by auswayward September 28, 2017

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

Automatic Door Jedi by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

Jedidah

A Jedidah is a shy, sweet, lovely girl who's very intelligent and outstanding in art! She's caring and humble and also very pretty.

You're such a Jedidah!

Jedidah by NACS January 25, 2015

Jedi Toke

When the marijuana joint has become so small, you have to inhale (take a toke) without it touching your lips so that it doesn't burn you. This is an advanced level of smoking weed hence the comparison to a Jedi.

Person 1: Mate theres not much left of the doob, you might as well put it out.

Person 2: Nah no worries there's still a bit left, Ill just Jedi Toke it

Jedi Toke by xX Dave 69 Blazing Squad Xx February 6, 2019