postjack

Antonym of prejack, postjack is the capacity, (exclusive to men), to think clearly, make responsible purchase decisions, refuse to comply with the suggestions of hot women, do math, and pass strip clubs without going inside. Typically a momentary, fleeting state that goes away a few minutes "postjack".

Postjack it’s pretty clear to me how much I hate that fucking couch she made me buy, and how – frankly – I’d really like to strangle her goddamn cat… but the feeling usually subsides after a couple minutes, confusion sets in, and I have to go look for my calculator and a dictionary… wait, what was I talking about? I need to go look at redtube.

postjack by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008

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Gang

Gang...bunch of crazy homies that dont give a fuck...being down for their shit is what is all about...fuck the law...fuck the system...fuck the society...fuck the world...thats what they say every single fucking day...people dont like them....well fuck them...most of the people get their shit wrong about what a real gang is...when ur in a gang...u fucking ride for ur shit...whether people like it or not...living the crazy life not giving a fuck of anyone You live and die for your gang....Gang crazy people...that get together to protect what they believe...what they feel its theirs...it might involved crime, violence, killing, ect. Just get one shit straight....A Gang are down for their shit

where your from ese....Cyclones 13 Gang

Gang by surside rider July 1, 2007

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flipperish

having traits similar to those, of something with flippers. (of course)

look there! that bitches arms are rather flipperish, don't you think?

flipperish by cyens May 13, 2005

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Swedish Can Opener

Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.

when i have an excess of Swedish fish i enjoy a Swedish can opener.

Swedish Can Opener by ender696969 August 21, 2009

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Furu

A fake guru. Someone who claims to have all the knowledge and skills, but demonstrates none. Furu's are thought of as snake oil salesman or a con man.

Furu: I got long on this stock, you'll be able to copy my trade and become a millionaire!
Stock Trader: I copied your trade and lost, what happened?!?
Furu: You didn't get out in time, see you should've listened!
Stock Trader: I listened and now I lost all my money.
Furu: No response

Furu by 21422142 September 6, 2019