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Non-Trivial 

Non-Trivial is sometimes used by engineers / scientist to (jokingly?) describe the extremely difficult problems that they are faced with.
Some Non-Trivial problems.

The Mechanism Behind High-Temperature Superconductors
Earthquake Predicting
What Is Dark Matter?
Build this suspension bridge out of string and Duct-tape.
Non-Trivial by Owza October 10, 2010

Velcro Tie 

The scratchy thing that holds things together
"I used the velcro tie to hold the cables together."
Velcro Tie by Noodles111 December 18, 2021

young n horny blues

those years when you're like 14 and you wanna have sex really bad but no one's enough of a whore to do it and you don't know when and where
"damn man i wanna fuck a bitch so bad" (Friend) "ya me too me too i gots the young n horny blues"
young n horny blues by wekghwkje December 5, 2013

reddit hole

When you are supposed to be doing something else but instead you are looking at reddit.
I should have gotten back to work sooner but I got stuck in a reddit hole
reddit hole by Poul P October 25, 2011
Pronounced: "What-the-fuckify"
Root: WTF
verb
To edit a piece of writing as if it were a Mad Libs word game. Replacing nouns, verbs, and phrases with other asinine and often more interesting bits of text. This term originates from a program for performing this type of text replacement called the WTF-O-Vision, whose sole action is to WTFify, Gloriously.

WTFification is nothing new, writers have been practicing this fine art for centuries. Recently though, the Glorious Matthew Kastor has written a small program, and posted it to github, which automates the often tedious process. This new technology was quickly adopted by clever hackers and crammed into the ass end of a web spider so that it would run freely about dropping deuces on emo poetry and nearly anything else that got in the way. This recent resurgence of WTFification will no doubt be proceeded by even more material worthy of the process.

Example 1:

* ordinary text :
in her black and white world full of hatred and pain,

* WTFified :
in her yellow and white hand towel full of odium and diarrhea,

Example 2:

* ordinary text :
It was then that I knew
my pen would fly by the
moonlight - and I was so
blessed to be able to
escape July and save
it all in verse.

Poets can do that …

* WTFified :
It was then that Annie got
Annie's pen would fly by the
moonshine - and Annie was so
blessed to be able to
snuggle July and save
it all in verse.

hobos can do that …
Use:

What a bunch of assholes. Let's WTFify all their posts and leave it as comments.

__verb__ !? No no Mr. Watt, the Glorioius WTF-O-Vision WTFifies.. Gloriously. You're using the wrong verb.
WTFify by Atropan Agent 17747 January 4, 2013
In professional wrestling, a distinctive, sometimes stereotypical persona that a wrestler will take on to make him or her more interesting to the public, in either a positive or negative fashion.

In life, a distinctive, sometimes stereotypical persona that a person will take on to make him or herself more interesting to the public, in either a positive or negative fashion.
The Undertaker's gimmick is that of a 'dead man' with mystical powers, a long trench coat and an ominous, dark appearance.

That girl's gimmick is that of a trendy new york city bitch who describes herself on facebook in one or two word sentences, wears scarves year round, listens to bands you wouldn't expect her to listen to, and pretends to like tea and cupcakes more than she actually fucking does.
gimmick by King Kane July 5, 2009
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