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west country 

That part of England that includes the historic counties of Gloucestershire, Somerset, Wiltshire, Dorset, Devon and Cornwall. The largest city is Bristol. Renowned for yokels, rural poverty, alcoholism, incest and the Wurzels.
Q "If I was battered out of my brains on scrumpy, had the stupidest accent imaginable and wanted to have sex with my sister, where would I be from?"

A "The West Country, although you'd still be less likely to be a criminal than a scouser."
west country by Ernie Mc Spoons December 5, 2007
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kookalabaya 

someone whose being way too kooky for their own good, to a point of it being dangerous.

can also be added with the word "times" e.g. kookalabaya times
Imogen's about to cut her fringe, what a kookalabaya - kookalabaya times!
kookalabaya by kookalish May 26, 2010
A teenage girl who is extremely obsessed with bronzer, lifted trucks, the desert, dirt bikes and quads, the hot guy they saw in Tilly's or Hanger 94 and calling themselves bro ho's
They are normally the life of the party and enjoy being slutty, such showing a leopard print thong
Obssesed with taking pics of themselves and their other bro friends
Also - the female variation of a Bro
Jane: OMG! i just saw a guy with a So-Cal shirt on...and he totally freakin lives in like San Jose, Ca...wat a poser..however his lifted F350 is pretty hotttt!
Destiny: Dude! U r such a freaking bro ho!
bro ho by IrishCoffee'nCream July 22, 2006
ship name of aniela+max
hey look at maniela
maniela by alice is cool May 16, 2021

meat flaps 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
meat flaps by smartyass March 24, 2010

Suspetise 

Acting strangely In a given situation.
"Jeff was acting very suspetise when he was giving me the scandia tokens."
Suspetise by Mike_ September 5, 2005

chemistry 

1. A college class designed to kill students.

2. What happens if you put Jaden Schwartz, Brayden Schenn, and Vladimir Tarasenko of the St. Louis Blues on the same offensive line.
1. The chemistry test grades just came out and my day just went from bad to a nuclear meltdown.
2. Schwartz-Schenn-Tarasenko have so much chemistry, they've combined for 78 goals, 103 assists, and 181 points in 2017-18.
chemistry by A.Sep March 28, 2018