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Urban Dictionary

hobosexual 

A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.
He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.
hobosexual by Dr. Luv January 4, 2008

dick duty 

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.
Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.
dick duty by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Cepelones 

A fella with a large sized stomach, white, racist, and a small penis. A man that only fears god. The name is also manly and male name

The female version of this name doesn’t exactly
That guy is a Cepelones, don’t step nigga
Cepelones by Sutty Dutty May 16, 2023

Teenage Bullshit 

(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
Teenage Bullshit by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020
a stayzen is a stay & so called nctzen. they’ll often use phrases like “i love nct but…”, “i ult nct but”, & slander nct.
stayzen: i love nct but *bashes nct & uplifts skz*
person w/ common sense: of you must be a stayzen
stayzen by kentrosaurus July 15, 2021
A person who is shunned by society for a large number of insensible reasons. Stereotypical and usually, they have above average intelligence and a lot of interest in a subject considered "nerdy" (computers, games, technology in general). Nerds usually have little to no interest in a social life and would rather spend time working on something that would actually benefit the world. Nerds, if working together, could bring about a utopia, but most usually give up or commit suicide due to constant bullying and peer pressure.
He's such a nerd 'cause he works with computers all day.
nerd by Krinkels July 18, 2007