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under your absence 

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music
"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

Horpadick 

dumb, a very slow person, numbskull, dense.
I wasnt talking to you I was answering a question she had said you horpadick
Horpadick by vvtmns September 1, 2023
something that you smoke to get high and forget what u did the last night
i saw jake pj and brooke smoking the weed yesturday...hahahahahahahareally
weed by brooke March 30, 2003
To raise one's legs in the air spread eagle and ask: "Gotcher bilbo?!?"

This must be done by a guy to another guy. It is considered pretty gay.
..."GOTCHER BILBO!?!?"

Oh man, I got bilboed so bad. I will never walk into a bilbo like that again.
Bilbo by Frilbo Fraggins March 24, 2009

Chocolate rain 

When a Africa American man ejaculates on someone's face.
Bo Jackson gave that dude the Chocolate Rain
Chocolate rain by Shookinstein August 12, 2015

Certified Idiot 

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.
Certified Idiot by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
Big chinned ass. This is a person that likes to lie and be a huge cunt very often.
Leafy fan: I love Leafy!

An intellectual: Are you fucking gay?
Leafy by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018
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