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Certified idiot
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A Maff teacher who doesn’t
know
the
difference
between five and
six
.
My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t
know
the
difference
between five and
six
. What a credited idiot he is.
Certified idiot
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October 9, 2022
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certified
idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t
know that
five is less than
six
.
My math teacher must be a
certified
idiot; he cannot
count
to
six
.
Certified Idiot
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BbJjDd
October 8, 2022
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Certified Idiot
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A
certified
idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t
know that
five is less than
six
.
My math
teachers
must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t
know that
five is less than
six
.
Certified Idiot
by
BbJjDd
October 8, 2022
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0
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