A blonde guy with a very cute smile, is adorable, and super nice. Anyone who knows him is very lucky to have him. Makes his girl feel like a “princess” and he’s the dream guy any girl could want. A loving and clingy guy. The owen I’m talking about is the hottest person I’ve met. Has a baby face but still calls you baby. This guy should ask out the girl he’s talking to and should ask her to be his girlfriend.

the ulmighty king of linwood who has many pawns

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.

A girl who's neck has been christened with the beauty of a pearl necklace at least once.
The more pearl necklaces a girl recieves, the bigger the pearl girl she becomes.

Noun: The shit your mom orders from Burger King when you obtain Asperger's.

Adj: Someone who is or acts autistic at any given moment or if someone has obtained boobie cancer.

When you are extremely high or drunk that you appear instantly in your bed.